#MusicMonday: I Luv It When U Eat It

A men’s fashion website might not be the obvious location for a compilation of songs addressing cunnilingus, but I'm not paid to be obvious.

Oral sex is among the most commonly addressed subjects in hip-hop. Given male rappers’ obsession with having women perform what they revoltingly call “swallowing kids,” [See, e.g., A$AP Rocky’s “Wild for the Night” (“She got drunk as fuck and swallowed all my kids”); Juicy J’s “Bands a Make Her Dance” (“If yo ho don’t swallow kids, man, that ho basic”); Jeremiah’s “Planes” (“And y’ain’t babysitting but my kids all on yo couch”). ] nothing makes me happier than when a bossy female rapper flips it on ‘em, redirecting the focus of the sexual encounter to the female orgasm, a phenomenon too often disregarded by pop culture.

I’ve been on a serious #FemaleEmpowerment kick since I realized Junglepussy’s Satisfaction Guaranteed is on Spotify (JP, if you’re reading this, please respond to my emails!!!!). And the other day when “Not Tonight’s” joyous chorus (“I don’t want dick tonight / eat my pussy right!”) poured into my headphones, I decided it was time for me to curate my favorite songs addressing the oft-neglected act of being DTE. Quick shout out to Lil’ Kim for inventing the damn game. And fellas – consider this a sonically pleasing reminder to trEAT yo girl right! Enjoy!

Listen here: i luv it when u eat it

“My Neck, My Back” – Khia

A taste: “suck it all till I shake and cum, n*gga / make sure I keep busting nuts, n*gga / all over your face and stuff”

“Pu$$y” – Iggy Azealia

A taste: “silly billy, poppin’ pillies / smoke it like a swisher, lick this philly”

“Cockiness (Love It)” – Rihanna

A taste: “enter my diamond matrix / devour my golden flower”

“212” – Azealia Banks

A taste: “kick it with ya bitch who come from Parisian… / now she wanna lick my plum in the evenin / and fit that to-tongue d-deep-in / I guess that cunt gettin eaten…”

“Work It” – Missy Elliott

A taste: “phone before you come I need to shave my chocha… / go downtown and eat it like a vulture”

“Suck My Dick” – Lil’ Kim

A taste: “can’t wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my pussy / been doing this for years, no need to practice / take lessons from the Queen and you’ll know how to mack this”

“Not Tonight” – Lil’ Kim

A taste: “the moral of the story is this / you ain’t lickin’ this, you ain’t stickin’ this”

“Get On Your Knees” – Nicki Minaj ft. Ariana Grande

A taste: “gimme brain, assume the position / make me way smarter, like you was a magician / pay my dues and tuition, it’s good for your nutrition / get like head like a beautician, got me twitchin’ finish your mission”

“Candy” – Foxy Brown, Kelis

A taste: “just the thought of him eatin, I was outside soakin / duke standin loc’in, mouth wide open”

“Bling Bling” – Junglepussy

A taste: “eenie minnie moe / how many n*ggas is ready to go? / down on a bitch for the Galaxy 4”

“Put It In Your Mouth” – Akinyele, Crystal Johnson

A taste: “now you can like it, you can sip it, you can taste it / I’m talkin every drip-drop, don’t you waste it.”

“Love Again (Akinyele Back) – Run the Jewels ft. Gangsta Boo

A taste: “kept my bank account on swole / sniffed my pussy like a rose … / I put my clit in his mouth all day / I’ve got this fool in love again (yeah ho!)”

“Seventeen” – Azaealia Banks (Ladytron reworking)

A taste: “we hit the liquor, now he wanna lick her / YKK he’s on my zipper / he wanna tickle my fancy / and go downtown like De Lancey / so spit out ya gum / let your tongue tip the nooks and crannies and pass the panties”